Hemper Chinese Takeout Box XL Bong – 9″ – Showerhead Perc

The Hemper Chinese Takeout Box XL bong turns the classic “thank you, enjoy” carton into a full-size, hard-hitting centerpiece. It looks like takeout, but it delivers smooth, flavorful pulls that feel straight-up gourmet.

Key Features & Specs

• Approx. 9″ tall with a 4.5″ wide boxy base – big presence without hogging shelf space.
• Frosted white borosilicate glass with red pagoda “Enjoy / Thank You” art and Hemper logo on each side.
• Dual amber glass chopsticks on top; one functions as the mouthpiece for a true takeout look.
• Internal large showerhead percolator for smooth, well-diffused hits from an oversized chamber.
• Stemless 14.5 mm female joint keeps the silhouette clean and reduces weak points.
• Includes a matching 14.5 mm male flower bowl styled like a mini takeout box.
• 5 mm thick glass adds extra durability for daily sessions and busy coffee-table duty.
• Best with dry herb; compatible with 14.5 mm male bangers and nails (sold separately).

Why You’ll Love It

This XL novelty piece doubles as functional art. The wide base and thick glass feel solid in hand, while the showerhead perc and tall chamber create cool, milky clouds. Between the frosted finish, bright red graphics, and chopstick mouthpiece, it’s the kind of piece friends notice the second they walk in.

Care & Usage Tips

• Fill just enough water to cover the showerhead perc for ideal cooling and minimal splashback.
• Change the water frequently to keep flavor clean and the frosted body looking crisp.
• For deep cleaning, use a specialty glass cleaner like Formula 420 instead of basic isopropyl; rinse with warm water and let dry fully.
• Set it down on a flat surface and handle around the chopsticks with care when passing or cleaning.

Intended for legal use by adults 21+. Keep out of reach of children.

Add this Chinese takeout XL piece to your collection and serve up sessions that look as good as they hit.