TL;DR
- Why Hemper: Fun silhouettes and gift-ready pricing that still deliver smooth, reliable hits.
- Best picks: Glass hand pipes for grab-and-go, compact small bongs for comfy couch sessions, XL bongs for showpiece rips.
- Shop all Hemper — look for themed favorites like Alley Cats, Penguin, Ancient Egypt, Arcade, Scare Bears, Dia De Los Muertos, Camp Out, Happy Camper, Hi-Robot, Wild West, and Jurassic Spark.
Some brands whisper “minimal.” Hemper sings “fun.” If you want glass that sparks conversation and delivers clean, tasty pulls, Hemper nails the balance—bright colors, clever shapes, and friendly price points for first setups and gifts alike.
Why Hemper?
- Design with a wink: From retro Arcade vibes to cute Penguin picks and the bold Dia De Los Muertos look, Hemper pieces double as décor.
- Daily-driver friendly: Compact forms, simple percs, and replaceable bowls keep maintenance easy.
- Giftable pricing: Plenty of options in the under-$50–$60 zone for holidays and birthdays.
Best Hemper Picks (What to Buy)
1) Glass Hand Pipes (Easy Gifts & Backups)
Hemper — Glass Hand Pipes
- Why buy: Pocketable, durable, and fuss-free—perfect for new shoppers or as a dependable backup.
- How to choose: Go by vibe (spoon vs. novelty). Look for a comfortable mouthpiece and bowl size that suits your style.
- Themed callouts to watch for: Alley Cats, Penguin, Ancient Egypt, Arcade, Scare Bears, Happy Camper, Hi-Robot, Wild West, Jurassic Spark.
- Shop Hemper glass hand pipes
2) Regular Small Bongs (5″–8″ Daily Drivers)
Hemper — Regular Bongs
- Why buy: A little water goes a long way—cooler, smoother pulls than a dry pipe without the shelf space of a tall tube.
- How to choose: Check height (around 5–8″ is couch-perfect), joint spec (most Hemper water pipes use 14 mm female), and simple diffusion for easy cleaning.
- Themed callouts to spot: Compact takes on Alley Cats, Penguin, Happy Camper, Hi-Robot, Wild West, and That ’70s-style designs.
- Shop Hemper small bongs
3) XL Bongs (Showpieces & Party Pieces)
Hemper — XL Bongs
- Why buy: Bigger chambers = extra cooling and crowd-pleasing presence. Great when you want “wow” on the table.
- How to choose: Prioritize stability (wider bases), straightforward percs (easier to clean), and 14 mm accessories you already own.
- Themed callouts to consider: Upsized takes on Dia De Los Muertos, Ancient Egypt, or Wild West—fun to display and easy to gift.
- Shop Hemper XL bongs
Bundle Ideas (Great Gifts, Easy Wins)
- The Mini Hero: Hemper hand pipe + lighter + cleaner (easy way to cross the $25+ free-shipping line). Add cleaner
- The Couch Companion: Small Hemper bong + spare 14 mm bowl + grinder. Grab a spare bowl
- The Display Piece: Hemper XL bong + grinder + storage jar to keep everything tidy. Shop storage
How to Pick the Right Hemper Piece
- Pick your format: On-the-go? Choose a hand pipe. Sofa sessions? Pick a small bong. Hosting or collecting? Go XL bong.
- Match the joint: Most Hemper water pipes use 14 mm female joints—easy to accessorize.
- Consider cleanup: Fewer percs = faster cleaning. Hemper’s straightforward diffusion keeps chores light.
Care & Cleaning (Keep It Sparkly)
- After sessions: Quick hot-water rinse helps prevent buildup—future you will cheer.
- Weekly deep clean: Use a dedicated glass cleaner or isopropyl + coarse salt on glass parts; rinse thoroughly.
- Pro tip: Keep a spare bowl so one can soak while the other’s in action. Shop bowls
Frequently Asked (Good) Questions
Are the novelty shapes hard to clean? Not really—most Hemper pieces use straightforward chambers and removable bowls. Rinse often; deep clean weekly.
Do Hemper water pipes work with standard accessories? Typically yes; many use a 14 mm female joint. Check the product page to confirm before adding bowls or bangers.
Is Hemper good for beginners? Absolutely. Compact sizes, simple diffusion, and approachable pricing make it beginner gold.
For adults 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children.
Ready to find your vibe? Browse our curated Hemper collection—keep an eye out for Alley Cats, Penguin, Ancient Egypt, Arcade, Scare Bears, Dia De Los Muertos, Camp Out, Happy Camper, Hi-Robot, Wild West, and Jurassic Spark favorites.